i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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