so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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