Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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