It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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