I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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