He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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