To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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