that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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