I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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