Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
50% drunk capacity currently
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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