question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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