4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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