Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
