Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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