Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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