I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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