so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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