Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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