I hope mine doesn't look like that
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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