apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
