Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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