omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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