you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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