Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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