Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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