i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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