So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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