8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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