That's intense
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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