she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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