i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
