Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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