So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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