I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
