But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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