maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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