dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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