I puked a lego.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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