butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think im going to throw up on grandma
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
