Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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