I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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