Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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