After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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