Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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