seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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