So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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