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(248): View more from Michigan

: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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(407): View more from Florida

Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....

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(925): View more from California

you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either

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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm

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(718): View more from New York

Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad

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