How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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