i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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