yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize