Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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