i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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