We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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