This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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