the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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