Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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