I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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