No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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