Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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